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a bunch of early commands

Snippet Author: Korvin
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on *:TEXT:!Fuck *:#: { 
  if ($ == $null) { notice $nick You need to add a name -.- | halt }
  describe $chan shoves 8 apples up $2's ass, then forces Jesus to go bobbing for apples =] 
}
on *:TEXT:!Slap *:#: {  
  if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to add a name -.- | halt }
  describe $chan slaps $2 with a large piece of corogated cardboard and then forces $2 to eat a homeless homo hobo!! =]
}
on *:TEXT:!throw *:#: { 
  if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to add a name -.- | halt }
  describe $chan throws $2 at the wall 
}
on *:text:!linkcom *:#: { 
  if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to add a name -.- | halt }
  msg $nick Double Click Link To Go To $2 $+ 's Site. 12http://www. $+ $2 $+ .com $+ / $+ $3- 
}
on *:TEXT:!linkorg *:#: { 
  if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to add a name -.- | halt }
  msg $nick Double Click Link To Go To $2 $+ 's Site. 12http://www. $+ $2 $+ .org $+ / $+ $3- 
}
on *:TEXT:!linknet *:#: { 
  if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to add a name -.- | halt }
  msg $nick Double Click Link To Go To $2 $+ 's Site. 12http://www. $+ $2 $+ .net $+ / $+ $3- 
}
on *:TEXT:!linkgov *:#: { 
  if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to add a name -.- | halt }
  msg $nick Double Click Link To Go To $2 $+ 's Site. 12http://www. $+ $2 $+ .gov $+ / $+ $3- 
}
on *:TEXT:!steroidlink*:#: { notice $nick Double Click Link To Go To $2 $+ . 11http://www.SteroidBot.com }
on *:TEXT:*4545hello:#: { msg $chan 4¿Hola Staccia yo puedo tener el sexo con sus gemelos lesbianas que son retardados? }
on *:TEXT:!calc *:#:{ 
  if ($2- == $null) { notice $nick You need to add numbers [-.\\] | halt }
  notice $nick $calc($2-) 
}
on *:TEXT:!tb *:#:{ 
  if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to add a name -.- | halt }
  ban $2($address) $chan $2 4 TB'd for a 20 seconds 
}
on *:TEXT:!no *:#: { 
  if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to add a name -.- | halt }
  describe $chan $2 $+ , $nick says no u asshole 
}
on *:TEXT:!yes *:#: { 
  if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to add a name -.- | halt }
  describe $chan $2 $+ , $nick says yes u asshole 
}
on *:TEXT:!staccia *:#: { 
  if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to add a name -.- | halt }
  describe $chan says...HeY $2!! StAcCiA wOn!          woot go staccia =] 
}
on *:TEXT:!crackhead *:#: { 
  if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to add a name -.- | halt }
  describe $chan says...HeY $2!! CrAcKhEaD wOn!---------woot go staccia =] 
}
on *:TEXT:!dumbass *:#: { 
  if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to add a name -.- | halt }
  describe $chan says... i just kicked the shit out of 4 $+ $2 $+ 6 ... stfu 
}
on *:TEXT:!noob *:#: { 
  if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to add a name -.- | halt }
  describe $chan Walk here $2 9(Level 3)0 / 2 More Options 
}
on *:TEXT:!noob:#: { 
  describe $chan Walk here $nick 9(Level 3)0 / 2 More Options 
}
on *:TEXT:!126:#: { 
  describe $chan Walk here $nick 4(Level 126)0 / 2 More Options  
}
on *:TEXT:!126 *:#: { 
  if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to add a name -.- | halt }
  describe $chan Walk here $2 4(Level 126)0 / 2 More Options  
}
on *:TEXT:!yea *:#: { 
  if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to add a name -.- | halt }
  describe $chan 4YEA 12das 3ROIT0 $2  
}
on *:TEXT:!ono *:#: { describe $chan 4OMG $+ $2 $+ , 12dont 3do0 it! 
}
on *:TEXT:*bye:#: { msg $chan 4Come Back Later, $nick 12umm... Please? }
on *:TEXT:*cya:#: { msg $chan 4Come Back Later, $nick 12umm... Please? }
on *:TEXT:*g2g:#: { msg $chan 4Come Back Later, $nick 12umm... Please? }
on *:TEXT:*gtg:#: { msg $chan 4Come Back Later, $nick 12umm... Please? }
on *:TEXT:*bbl:#: { msg $chan 4Come Back Later, $nick 12umm... Please? }
on *OWNER:TEXT:.1337 *:#: { 
  if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to add a name -.- | halt }
  describe $chan $2 Is Now Set As 1337!
  .auser 1337 $2 
  notice $2 You're Now Set As 1337!
}
on 1337:JOIN:#: { describe $chan 4,12!Têh ¹³³70®z hå§ å®®ïVêÐ¡ Welcome back $nick }
on 1:JOIN:#rsc: { /msg $chan 12Welcome to $chan $+ , $nick $+ ! }
on *:TEXT:*hi:#: { msg $chan 4¿Hola Staccia yo puedo tener el sexo con sus gemelos lesbianas que son retardados? }
on *:TEXT:*hey:#: { msg $chan 4¿Hola Staccia yo puedo tener el sexo con sus gemelos lesbianas que son retardados? }
on *:TEXT:?kcmdz:#:{ play $nick commands.txt } 
on *:TEXT:!cheerup:#: { inc %cheerupcount
  msg $nick 0,0*******8,8*****
  msg $nick 0,0*****8,8********* 
  msg $nick 0,0***8,8************* 
  msg $nick 0,0**8,8****1,1**8,8***1,1**8,8****
  msg $nick 0,0**8,8****2,2**8,8***2,2**8,8**** 
  msg $nick 0,0**8,8*************** 
  msg $nick 0,0**8,8***1,1*8,8***1,1*8,8***1,1*8,8*** 
  msg $nick 0,0**8,8**1,1**8,8*******1,1**8,8** 
  msg $nick 0,0**8,8****1,1*8,8*****1,1*8,8**** 
  msg $nick 0,0***8,8****1,1**4,4**1,1*8,8**** 
  msg $nick 0,0*****8,8****4,4**8,8*** 
  msg $nick 0,0*******8,8*****
  msg $nick 12,8 $+ %cheerupcount 4,8People Cheered Up!
  msg $nick 8,8**0,0**8,8***********0,0**8,8**
  msg $nick 8,8**0,0**8,8***4,8he8,8*4,8he8,8***0,0**8,8**
  msg $nick 8,8**0,0**8,8***********0,0**8,8**
  msg $nick 8,8**0,0**8,8***********0,0**8,8**
}

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Zachery

Comments:
:x with the ban everyone ban ban everyone (even you) , dunno if u wanted it like this, thought id point it out

Posted by: Zachery

FURBY

Comments:
theres a fair few errors through this script, $2's ass, should be $2 $+ 's and in your !Fuck should be $2 not $ and $null should be NULL

Posted by: FURBY

Korvin

Comments:
i know -.- i dont use these codes lol

Posted by: Korvin

FURBY

Comments:
someone in my channel got these, and none of them worked straight off, we had to edit them all to get them to work, i suggest you fix them.